pyrrhic-dalliance:

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

STILL MY FAVOURITE FUCKING VIDEO EVER OMG

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nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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(Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b)

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rj4gui4r:

stupidtacopun:

savvylikenahhh:

dogs dealing with cats sleeping in their beds

This has to be the cutest and saddest thing

Proof that cats are evil

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

play this at my funeral so that the world will know how i lived 

(Source: movinkindaslow)

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Frida Kahlo de Rivera (July 6, 1907 – July 13, 1954; Magdalena Carmen Frieda Kahlo y Calderón) was a Mexican painter, born in Coyoacán.

Perhaps best known for her self-portraits, Kahlo’s work is remembered for its “pain and passion”, and its intense, vibrant colors. Her work has been celebrated in Mexico as emblematic of national and indigenous tradition, and by feminists for its uncompromising depiction of the female experience and form.

Her work has also been described as surrealist, and in 1938 André Breton, principal initiator of the surrealist movement, described Kahlo’s art as a “ribbon around a bomb”.

During her lifetime, Frida created some 200 paintings, drawings and sketches related to her experiences in life, physical and emotional pain and her turbulent relationship with Diego. She produced 143 paintings, 55 of which are self-portraits. When asked why she painted so many self-portraits, Frida replied: “Because I am so often alone….because I am the subject I know best.” 

She also stated, “I was born a bitch. I was born a painter.” (x)

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jncos:

i never actually watched much sailor moon past the first season what’s the deal with the smaller, pink sailor moon. does she pay rent?

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theclearlydope:

This is all I needed to see. I can go back to bed now.
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theclearlydope:

This is all I needed to see. I can go back to bed now.

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edgyspice:

megasilly:

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

"cool you have a cat tattoo can i see it?"

"uh i think it’s sleeping on my ass right now. maybe later."

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mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

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